Emoji Fortunes

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Some of you may be too young to remember the birth of AOL email in the late 90s/early 2000s, but I’m not. This is pretty much how it went: You would wait for that Aol cd that would show up on your front door for a free trial. Next, you would grab it and run to your desktop computer with excitement, sign on and have to listen to that annoying dial tone noise, come up with a super creative screen name, and wait for the”YOU’VE GOT MAIL!” robot voice that lived inside your computer. (Totally had a fat crush on him) Once that is settled, the chain emails begin. OMG the chain emails! “Send this to 10 ppl or you will never kiss a boy!” “Answer all of these questions about yourself and send to ten friends” Or my fave: “Take a look at your napster and list out the last 10 songs you listened to to predict your future.”

Where am I even going with this? Well– to be frank I miss these silly emails deep down. My only solution to filling the hole that was left in my heart when AOL died, is to create a new form of the napster fortune telling email chains of the late 90s. How? Emojis of course!

Please, join in with me as I predict your future using the recently used emoji tab on your iphone. This will be good!

 

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OPEN YOUR RECENTLY USED EMOJI TAB.

START TOP LEFT AND GO LEFT TO RIGHT…..NO CHEATING!

Emoji #1 = This describes your current romantic situation.

Emoji #2 = This describes what is happening with your relationship with your closest friend.

Emoji#3 = This represents what your friends really think of you.

Emoji #4 = This tells you what your bank account is doing.

Emoji #5 = Describes where your bank account is heading.

Emoji #6 = Tells you what you need to do to get ahead at work.

Emoji #7 = This a visual representation of your core essense.

Emojis#8-14 = This entire line of emojis represents your love life for the next 7 years. One emoji for every year.

Emojis 15-21 = This entire line of emojis tells you what to expect in your career foor the next 7 years.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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