Some of you may be too young to remember the birth of AOL email in the late 90s/early 2000s, but I’m not. This is pretty much how it went: You would wait for that Aol cd that would show up on your front door for a free trial. Next, you would grab it and run to your desktop computer with excitement, sign on and have to listen to that annoying dial tone noise, come up with a super creative screen name, and wait for the”YOU’VE GOT MAIL!” robot voice that lived inside your computer. (Totally had a fat crush on him) Once that is settled, the chain emails begin. OMG the chain emails! “Send this to 10 ppl or you will never kiss a boy!” “Answer all of these questions about yourself and send to ten friends” Or my fave: “Take a look at your napster and list out the last 10 songs you listened to to predict your future.”
Where am I even going with this? Well– to be frank I miss these silly emails deep down. My only solution to filling the hole that was left in my heart when AOL died, is to create a new form of the napster fortune telling email chains of the late 90s. How? Emojis of course!
Please, join in with me as I predict your future using the recently used emoji tab on your iphone. This will be good!
OPEN YOUR RECENTLY USED EMOJI TAB.
START TOP LEFT AND GO LEFT TO RIGHT…..NO CHEATING!
Emoji #1 = This describes your current romantic situation.
Emoji #2 = This describes what is happening with your relationship with your closest friend.
Emoji#3 = This represents what your friends really think of you.
Emoji #4 = This tells you what your bank account is doing.
Emoji #5 = Describes where your bank account is heading.
Emoji #6 = Tells you what you need to do to get ahead at work.
Emoji #7 = This a visual representation of your core essense.
Emojis#8-14 = This entire line of emojis represents your love life for the next 7 years. One emoji for every year.
Emojis 15-21 = This entire line of emojis tells you what to expect in your career foor the next 7 years.